Army of the Lord

A friend was in front of me coming out of Easter Mass, and the priest was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!” My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Father.” The Priest questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Easter and Christmas?” He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”